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Sookie to Ben: I’d be real careful what you say right now because I’ve got a vampire killing ball right behind your head and I’m mighty ready to use it.
Sookie to Ben: I don’t know why vampires feel the need to lie to me, to hunt me to terrorize me in my own home.
Ben to Sookie: You are my intended, I’ve wandered this world for millennia and misery and solitude waiting for you, dreaming only of you. It’s my destiny.
Sookie to Ben: Fuck destiny.
Jessica to Bill: I feel like I want to have sex or die or die having sex.
Pam to LAVTF Guard: All in the name of Science, huh? Try to explain the scientific value of this?
Sarah to Truman Burrell: I had to learn the hard way, once they’re turned, they’re gone.
Sarah to Truman Burrell: Do not take me for granted. That is what Steve did and I won’t have it. When a woman comes to you in black lingerie, you unwrap her.
Bill to Ben: Lillith is part of me, she’s guiding me, I am a prophet in her name. I drank her blood and now I have her memories of you.
Lillith to Ben: God spoke to me of a creature like you. You are destined to save vampire-kind.
Bill (Lillith) to Ben: I made you into our salvation.
Sarah to Jason: I was very much hopin’ I could save your soul.
Jason to Sarah: My soul’s doing fine itself, thank you very much.
Jason to Sarah: Listen here, you always seemed like a nice lady behind the crazy and the hate, but I ain’t the same dumb kid you met at the fellowship; I’ve been places, I’ve done things.
Sarah to Jason: Jason Stackhouse, I never felt more holy than when I was with you and I truly believe that God wants me to fuck you.
Jessica to Sarah: I always hated the fucking book of Mark.
Sarah to Jason: My body is a fuckin’ temple and you have defiled it with you vampire lovin’ pecker.
Pam to LAVTF shrink: Hold the fuck up, am I in therapy.
Pam to LAVTF shrink:I don’t give a shit about what the incentive is, I’m not gonna talk about my feelings.
Pam to LAVTF shrink: What about the other room? The one where you all had the vampires fucking, the one with that hideous fluorescent lighting. Put me in that room and I will fuck somebody for ya’ll.
Pam to LAVTF shrink:Your insignificance to me cannot be underestimated. You are food, nothing else, not even good food, you reek of tuna fish. The truth is, I care more about that tuna you ate than I do about you.
Lafayette to Sookie: Well hello sugar boo boo, now what is you doing here at your place of work because I know it isn’t work.
Terry to Justin: How would you like to kill me? I can pay you, it won’t be much but you won’t be doing it for free.
Pam to LAVTF shrink: I like to think of myself as especially un-remorseful, but I doubt any of us gives a fuck.
Pam to LAVTF shrink: I feel nothing. You humans love your pain don’t ya? You just love being in it, you even consider it a virture. Cry the most at a funeral; you must be the best person. You promise to never forget each other; you promise to feel the sting of a loss, forever, because for ya’ll forever is just the blink of an eye; you’re lives are pathetically brief. When we say forever; we have to mean it, so we move past our pain, we heal, we move on, because pain is a worthless emotion. For a time, my maker was everything to me; he released me; it hurt. Now, I’m over it; he’s nobody to me.
LAVTF Guard to Tara: Burrell’s daughter is a VIP; don’t mix with you gen. pop. Vampires.
Steve to the Governor: Oh, I think you’re going to grow to appreciate me, have a seat, enjoy the show.
Eric to the Governor: Allright Governor, give me something to kill.
Sarah to Eric and Pam: Haven’t you seen Gladiator, fuckin’ fight!
Lafayette as Sookie’s father to Sookie: You’ll never understand how much I love you baby girl sometimes parents do things that don’t make sense to their kids, but when you get to the other side I hope you’ll understand, I’ll be seeing you real soon.
/Kristina
