Replik ur True Blood
Den här repliken är från första gången man träffar Lafayette och så gott som de andra som jobbar på Merlottes. Och jag bara älskar den här scenen, den är så Lafayette och är verkligen perfekt för att man ska se hur stämningen i baren är! Den är från säsong 1 avsnitt 1 (Strange Love) och jag älskar hur Sookie blir så obekväm i samtalsämnet, inte mer med det nu i säsong 5 i alla fall ;). Jag plockar ut de bästa replikerna från scenen!
Sookie: Onion rings. And if you drop a few of them on the floor ... that's fine with me.
Lafayette: Ooh! Sookie! Chicka-chicka-bow-wow! You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You got a date?
Sookie: No! When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips!
Sookie: And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head, but ... if I don't ... they're all scared of me.
Lafayette: They ain't scared of you, honey child. They scared of what's between your legs.
Sookie: Lafayette! That's nasty talk! I won't listen to that!
Arlene: Do you even know what's between a woman's legs, Lafayette?
Lafayette: I know every man, whether straight, gay, or George motherfucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.
Sookie: Lafayette!!!
Dawn: Ooh! What are we talking about?
Lafayette: Pussy.
Arlene: Hey! Listen, not everybody is gay! OK? Not everybody wants to have sex with you.
Lafayette: You would be surprised, Arlene people you know. That's all I'm sayin'.
Dawn: Well, I don't wanna have sex with you.
Arlene: Uh uh ...me neither.
Lafayette: Y'all bitches don't know what you're missin'. I got six gears on these hips.
Dawn: No, baby. You don't know what you're missing.You can watch her walk away ... make you wanna slap it? You wanna slap it?
Lafayette: Everybody knows that. Everybody been there. Ain't that right? John's been there!
Arlene): Take these, baby. Peaches and cream.
Lafayette: I'll give you a little cocoa.
Arlene: Peaches and cream.
Lafayette: Little cocoa. Ain't that right, John?
Lafayette: Ooh! Sookie! Chicka-chicka-bow-wow! You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You got a date?
Sookie: No! When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips!
Sookie: And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head, but ... if I don't ... they're all scared of me.
Lafayette: They ain't scared of you, honey child. They scared of what's between your legs.
Sookie: Lafayette! That's nasty talk! I won't listen to that!
Arlene: Do you even know what's between a woman's legs, Lafayette?
Lafayette: I know every man, whether straight, gay, or George motherfucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.
Sookie: Lafayette!!!
Dawn: Ooh! What are we talking about?
Lafayette: Pussy.
Arlene: Hey! Listen, not everybody is gay! OK? Not everybody wants to have sex with you.
Lafayette: You would be surprised, Arlene people you know. That's all I'm sayin'.
Dawn: Well, I don't wanna have sex with you.
Arlene: Uh uh ...me neither.
Lafayette: Y'all bitches don't know what you're missin'. I got six gears on these hips.
Dawn: No, baby. You don't know what you're missing.You can watch her walk away ... make you wanna slap it? You wanna slap it?
Lafayette: Everybody knows that. Everybody been there. Ain't that right? John's been there!
Arlene): Take these, baby. Peaches and cream.
Lafayette: I'll give you a little cocoa.
Arlene: Peaches and cream.
Lafayette: Little cocoa. Ain't that right, John?
Okej det blev så gott som alla replikerna i scenen... Men ändå, hur roliga är de inte? Och stackars Sookie mitt upp i allt!
/Kristina
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