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Shapeshifters are basically a furry’s dream come true. These supes are definitely Bon Temps’ most adorable magical creature –– what’s better than a hot man who turns into an adorable puppy? Here are eight need-to-know facts about shapeshifters –– and, no –– we don’t know the answer to the question on everyone’s mind. But Sam’s a lonely guy, so we wouldn’t put it past him to do the deed with other animals. What? Andy and Terry think so too.
1. They’re susceptible to the side effects of vamp blood. Sam went totally gay for Bill after he drank his vamp juice. We kinda wish he hadn’t woken up from that dream. A vampire-on-dog shower scene would be even hotter than a Sookie + Eric fangbang.
2. They can change form whenever they want to. Shifters don’t have to wait until the full moon to morph into their furry counterparts –– they can get their animal on any time, day or night!
3. They can morph into all creatures great and small. Sam could change into so many cool animals if he wanted to, but for some reason he just hangs around as a dog. What about a vicious tiger or an angry gorilla? Or like, a dinosaur? Have a little imagination, buddy.
4. They have a keen sense of smell. Remember when Sam rubbed himself all over Dawn’s dead-girl sheets in a fit of sexual frenzy? That was creepy. But it turned out Sam wasn’t a pervert, he was just using his shifter skills to find Dawn’s murderer!
6. They drop trou whenever they shift. It makes sense. After all, it’d be weird to see a dog running around in a pair of tight Levi 505s and a plaid shirt. Thank God for shifting, because otherwise we’d never see Sam galloping naked through the woods.
7. They have a “go to” animal. Shifters can’t morph unless they have an animal point of reference, so they have a “go to” to help them out. Sam’s is a cute, friendly dog and Daphne’s was a huge, ugly pig. To each their own.
8. They run hot in more ways than one. Like werewolves, shapeshifters have an elevated body temperature –– perfect to cuddle with on a cold night!
1. They’re susceptible to the side effects of vamp blood. Sam went totally gay for Bill after he drank his vamp juice. We kinda wish he hadn’t woken up from that dream. A vampire-on-dog shower scene would be even hotter than a Sookie + Eric fangbang.
2. They can change form whenever they want to. Shifters don’t have to wait until the full moon to morph into their furry counterparts –– they can get their animal on any time, day or night!
3. They can morph into all creatures great and small. Sam could change into so many cool animals if he wanted to, but for some reason he just hangs around as a dog. What about a vicious tiger or an angry gorilla? Or like, a dinosaur? Have a little imagination, buddy.
4. They have a keen sense of smell. Remember when Sam rubbed himself all over Dawn’s dead-girl sheets in a fit of sexual frenzy? That was creepy. But it turned out Sam wasn’t a pervert, he was just using his shifter skills to find Dawn’s murderer!
6. They drop trou whenever they shift. It makes sense. After all, it’d be weird to see a dog running around in a pair of tight Levi 505s and a plaid shirt. Thank God for shifting, because otherwise we’d never see Sam galloping naked through the woods.
7. They have a “go to” animal. Shifters can’t morph unless they have an animal point of reference, so they have a “go to” to help them out. Sam’s is a cute, friendly dog and Daphne’s was a huge, ugly pig. To each their own.
8. They run hot in more ways than one. Like werewolves, shapeshifters have an elevated body temperature –– perfect to cuddle with on a cold night!
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Postat av: Wilma
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