I’ve got your rug all wet.


Were to Eric- “If I tell you I’m as dead as you are!”

Eric to Sookie-” I’ve got your rug all wet.”

King to Talbot (after tapestry is burnt)- ” Or we’ll put a planter or two in front of it to hide the burn marks.”

Melinda to Joe Lee- “You ain’t seen your son in 30 years and you can’t cork it for one night! (pause) “We ain’t alcoholics!”

Pam picking up the phone- ” This is Fangtasia. It better be good!”
Pam to Jessica- “Spit it out cupcake. I’m in the middle of somethin’.”


Hoyt to Jason (asking questions on law test) – “Legal blood alcohol limit in Louisiana?
Jason to Hoyt- “When your drunk!”


Tara to Mike Spencer (concerning Egg’s funeral)- “Don’t start without me!”

Jason to Lafayette-” I got a lot on my mind lately.”
Lafayette to Jason- ” That must feel new.”

Joe Lee to Sam- “Always dreamed of havin’ my own chicken shack. I’d call it Mickens Chicken Chitlins!”
Tommy (to himself)- ” Yeah, that’ll happen!”

Sheriff Dearborn (proclaiming his resignation)- ” I QUIT! Did ya hear me? I’ve had it with this sh-t!…..43 years and what have I got to show for it- gaps in my brain and polyps in my ass! I don’t need this horsesh-t!”


Talbot to Cooter- “Zima, correct?”

Eric to Lafayette- ” Hello sweetheart!”


Tommy to Sam- ” If you throw a punch your so one of us!”

Jessica to Franklin- ” How come no one tells me any of this?”

Franklin to Jessica (talking with man’s head)- ” You sure got some pretty lips girlfriend!”


Were in bar to Sookie- “You look like dinner!”

Källa