Eric: “Your blood tastes like freedom Sookie, like sunshiine in a pretty blond bottle.”

Sookie: He’s a baby, they don’t think in word, but I’ll tell you one thing, he’s an old soul.

Arlene: He is rotten to the core, just like his daddy.

Sookie: “How did you become King?” and then goes on to say, “nevermind, every time I found out something about you, I wished I didn’t know it”.

Bill: I recommend an iron supplement and Vitamin B twice daily.

Bill: They may be dinner, but the don’t deserve to die.

Bill: Looking for a few good vampire spies, are you?

Sookie: Psychopathic Frat Boy.  He built himself a cubby; he built himself a cubby in my house!

Lafayette to Tara: That’s the calming influence of the asian pussy at work.

Terry: Your Mama just gets a little crazy sometimes, which means we just have to lover her that much harder.

Tara: Seriously, you’re a wiccan now?

Bill: There’s a new coven in town.  If they can control the dead then, they can control us.

Bill: I’m the king of Louisiana, I don’t have to ask anyone for permission.

Eric, I will go tonight, my king.

Sophie Anne: You brought humans into our affairs?

Nan: Whas is so special about that girl? You better not be lying to me, she did, look what happened to her?

 

Nan: Clean yourself up, you covered in queen.

Nan: I hereby pronouce you King Will Compton of Louisiana

Bill: I hereby pronounce my allegiance to the vampire authority ….get the rest of this.

Pam: “Did I miss something? Are we girls now?  Did we join a book club and read some queer chicklet memiorss and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivvle.”

Pam: Eric is my maker Sookie, did you really expect me to side with you on this?

Pam You need to be somebodies or you won’t be somebody at all“.

Pam: Shame for you then, he pulls good string.

Marnie: We’re going to raise a human body.

Luna: I shifted into my mother.  I had to fall asleep to the legends of the skin walkers. According to the Najavo, skin walkers were horrible evil witches who’s powers allowed them to transform into any animal on earth, including other people.

Eric: You’all looking for a dead body? Oh, Lafayette, I didn’t know you were a witch.

Jessica: Do you have any idea how broken hearted he was, and still is.  I can eat who I want.

Sam: You’re the one that got shot; all your sins were washed away.

Eric: There is no behind my back, I am everywhere.

Eric:  Why do you smell so good?

 

Källa